May 2013
nickelbackthatassup:
hmmm sounds like responsibilities *crip walks away*
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So like, when does the Wanted life come on?
louiswilliams:
dRUNK LOUIS OH MY GOD I NEED VIDEO OF HIM SINGING TALKING YELLING SOMETHING PLEASE OH MY GOD
kanyewestniall:
i see louis has found his clothes
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Eveybody on my dash is really sexual tonight, y’all alright?
doncasturbate:
[reblogs your follow forever and edits myself in]
drunktrophywife:
if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine
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Watch
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amazzingphil:
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
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dean-ismean:
how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself
banglou:
harry fucking you hard while your parents are home, he tries quieting your moans by putting his hand over your mouth but when you let out a loud one he grabs your hips hard, “shut up or i swear to god i’ll get the fucking duct tape” he says panting while pounding into you even harder
michaxl:
oomshi:
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
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daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
dystopiamachine:
dietnutella:
nohomocide:
accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
bonèr
Chlàmydîa
gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm
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whorville:
*proofreads my sexts*
butthurtbandboys:
white lips pale face i wonder how niall’s dick tastes
justisse:
xxfluffygenocidexx:
justisse:
when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period
We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.
Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.
we’re gonna need a bigger jar
bestprankever:
the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
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pandalot:
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your...
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hollyandthesunshine:
You don’t know stress until you’ve tried to buy concert tickets as soon as they go on sale.
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
